Saturday, January 19, 2013

Dear Ivy League Schools:

She can write her full name

She can write numbers to 20

She can count to 100

She can assemble a 48 piece puzzle in less than 15 minutes

She can sing every song on the radio by heart - but prefers childhood favorites if her older sister isn't around

She is already an accomplished writer - she proudly brought home a book yesterday and explained that she was "both the author and the illustrator"

She has an unparalleled fashion sense that enables her to wear a tutu dress while asking for a scarf on her head so she can look like a pirate

She spent her Saturday today from 10am until 7:30pm (with breaks for snacks and a Barbie movie) assembling a 695 piece LEGO house entirely on her own - with zero assistance from her sister or parents - yes, you read that statement correctly - she independently completed a project that spanned an entire day . . . One that perplexes people 4 times her age . . .

Her name is Samantha Michelle and she is 4.5 years old . . . Please send all scholarship offers at your convenience.

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